December 2010
55 posts
So i was in Hollister the other day, a rare occurrence, and some poor girl though i worked there. My reaction:
life of a cat
sofarsogreat9:
mshermionegranger:petergabrieltoo:
first they’re all cute and little like:
then they grow up and become acrobats like this:
and go to nightclubs like crazy sluts:
then they grow up and realize they need jobs
they slowly grow old and crippled
sometimes insane
then turn into ghosts
and go to nightclubs like crazy sluts
like crazy sluts
crazy sluts
I...
I always have to resist the urge to troll my ex boyfriend. It woud really just be too easy to do. And some how I feel like I’m not THAT much of a bitch.
That awkward moment when you realize Santa Claus...
damnthatswhack:
The even more awkward moment when you remember that you dated a hipster ginger and realize they might have been Santa’s illegitimate child.
touche underwear touche →
That reminds me of a funny story.
So my boyfriend and i were laying down on the bed and my shirt had pulled up a bit. Then for some reason he starts rubbing my hip so i ask him what he’s doing. And he says there is something on my hip and he is trying to get it off. and i look at him and im like, babe, that’s a stretch mark. so he looks at me, looks at my hip and is like
http://theskinnycity.tumblr.com/
First i was like
but after a bit of looking i was like
but then i was like
Im 5’8” 155 pounds, my thighs touch, i have a muffin top, i have stretchmarks and cellulite and i occasionally jiggle when i walk. But you know what? Im happier than any of those bitches. So…
tho i am going to follow them just to reblog some of the more ludicrous ones XD
everyone on tumblr hates me right now for all...
theskinnycity:
it feels like the scene in beauty and the beast
you know what i mean, when they attack the beast
Am I the only one who finds this ironic? I mean Beauty and the Beast was about excepting people for their inner beauty.
So I was watching this thing on how women are... →
Disney Fairy Tale Weddings by Alfred Angelo
http://www.disneybridal.com/
I suddenly want to get married ……hmmmmmmmmm
Rather self explanitory really. →
Bumping beautifuls, much better than bumping uglies.
“Just go right on eating, Nicole. If you don’t eat, you’ll be skinny...”
– comment on my boyfriends facebook profile picture there im eating a cookie in the background
Me: ORLY?
Dennis: YAFUCKINGREALLY!
I have realized how much I hate that period between a troll and response. GOD DAMN IT GET ONLINE SO I CAN ANNOY YOU!
So I’ve been in the nerd corner of the cafeteria for like 5 minutes and I have heard this one guy say ” for the lulz” about 5 times so far. :l
List of words I have to memorize for anatomy that...
Fundus
Pylorus
Duodenal papilla
Omentrum
Falciform
Atrium
Ligamentum arteriosum
Alveoli
Cisterna chyli
Ureter
Glomerous
Nephron
Ductus deferens
Crus corpus spongiosum
Ampulla
“If diapers can have cartoon characters on them, why can’t maxi-pads and tampons...”
– (via fuckyeahalbuquerque)
FUCK YEEEEEEEEEES!
“hahahahahaha dennis was like “if he starts any i’ll grab him by the...”
– EMI :DDDD
You know what? “I cud cur lez”
“That’s what she said, WHAT A DICK :D”
– ZAC
“You’re gonna have boners up the whazzoo”
– Emi
“I don’t want cock on my shit”
– Dennis
Omg I totally stare at emi’s “clivage” all the time too. Though I do it on “perpose”.
“Skinned muppet; That’s what that looks like.”
– Elliot
“I’m being insertive”
– Morgan while molesting pocket